Thursday, June 27, 2013

Here's My Issue With Paula Deen

If Paula Deen's only problem was using the "N" word once years ago, there would have been no lawsuit.  A lawyer would never have taken the case, and if one did, the judge would have thrown it out of court for just being lame.

This is not about using a racist word a few years ago, as many people seem to think.  This lawsuit is about a pervasive racist and sexist workplace in Paula's restaurants.  It's about Paula Deen's brother and how he treated some of his employees, and Paula's apparent inability or unwillingness to stop it. 

I confess I've never been a big Paula Deen fan (although the PD griddle I have makes decent pancakes).  But having grown up with a racist father -- who was from Missouri -- and a mother who was from the South, I know what it's like to be around racism.  Actually, my mother was much more tolerant of people of color than my father was.  My father embarrassed me in public with racist comments more than once.

In looking into the Paula Deen comments a little bit farther I ran across her appearance on "Who Do You Think You Are," the show that looks into celebrities' ancestors.  It turns out that one of Paula's ancestors was a slave owner.  In fact, before the Civil War he owned thirty slaves, who worked his plantation.  In this segment on YouTube Paula is lamenting that her great (I'm not sure how many greats that would be) grandfather killed himself because after the War his "workers" were gone and he had no one to operate the plantation.   

Here's Paula's big problem.  She doesn't refer to them as slaves.  They were workers.  And she's boo-hooing the fact that an ancestor of hers, whom she never even knew existed before this show, killed himself because he was too cheap to actually pay people to work on his plantation.  Seriously.

After the Civil War some former slaves did stay and worked for pay, if their (former) owners were benevolent enough, in large part because they hadn't received enough education during their years in slavery to be able to do much of anything else.  But Paula's ancestor wasn't one of those former slave owners that his "workers" liked enough to stay with him, and without his slaves he just found life not worth living. 

I'm not going to give her a pass just because she's from the South.  Unless you've been living under a rock for the past 60 years, you know it's not okay to say racist things, and it's certainly not okay to have racist and sexist policies in the workplace.

I'll hang onto the griddle, but it's the one and only Paula Deen item I will ever have in my kitchen.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

Relax About the NSA Thing, Already!

I'm a little bemused by so many people, especially politicans, freaking out over the "news" that the National Security Agency (NSA) is collecting data on phone calls and e-mails. 

Hello!  Anybody heard of The Patriot Act that authorized this?  Years ago?  Like under President George W. Bush?  Anybody??  This data collection has been happening for some 7-8 years, and in case you can't count, that was before the first Obama presidential term.

The people who are freaking out a) don't understand databases, b) don't understand what is being collected and what isn't, and c) don't understand how this data is being used. 

Let me start by explaining what is being collected and what isn't.  What is being collected is phone numbers, dates, and length of calls.  Names are not being collected (so somebody can't go in and search on, say, Angelina Jolie to see who she's been calling, unless they have her phone number.  They'd still be doing the search illegally).  Content is not being collected, so nobody can hear the actual call. 

In order to access this data, the NSA has to have a case for searching it, and they have to have signoff from a judge to do so.  They're not interested in randomly searching this massive amount of data, nor can they do so on a whim.

Now, about databases... some of the comments by politicians and others tells me they have absolutely no clue how databases work.  If there is a suspicion that a terrorist in Afghanistan has been in contact with someone here in the US, but no one knows who that person is, then if you have the Afghan terrorist's phone number it's a simple matter to search a database to find who in the States he's been calling.  It works the other way around as well.  If the NSA suspects that someone here in the US may have ties to terrorists either here or overseas, they can search that person's phone records to find out who they have been calling.  They still can't hear the content of the call (without doing a separate wiretap), but it would give them the evidence necessary to be able to ask for the wiretap.  Police departments have been able to gather phone records for decades, but they have to know who their target is in order to ask for specific records.

But what if you don't know who the second party is?  Then you need a way to be able to find that out.  In order for the database to be useful at all, it has to include virtually all phone calls and e-mails, or it's worthless, since there's no way to know who the other person is to be able to filter out everyone who is innocent of any wrongdoing.  If you knew who the other party was, you wouldn't need the database, see? 

This is a little bit simplified example, but so everyone reading this will understand I'll go with it.  Let's say the NSA wants to search on phone number 123-456-7890.  That number is sitting in this huge database, along with your number and everybody else's.  The search will pick up a record, check it for 123-456-7890, and if that number doesn't show up, the record is discarded.  Then it picks up the next record, and so on and so on.  If you're not on the list of people someone with the number 123-456-7890 called (or you called them), then your record is discarded and will never show up in the results.  It's just data the search chunks through that it pays no attention to once it realizes it doesn't need it.  Period.

So everybody just take a deep breath.  I don't have an issue with the NSA collecting this data, as I assumed they were doing it anyway.  Besides, on NCIS McGee pulls this stuff all the time, and he doesn't even need a judge to sign off on it.