Friday, September 12, 2008

I've got an ad for Obama

Everybody's tired of nasty politics, right? So I'm going to give Obama a free idea for an ad that should tickle the funny bones and hopefully get people thinking.

First, he should open with this little ditty from one of the Republican debates where McCain makes the case that he should get the nomination because, unlike Giuliani and Romney, he hasn't been a mayor or a governor for a short period of time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A2GYNWyA4w

Then you follow with a picture of Sarah Palin and this:

"MAYOR OF WASILLA, POP. 6,700" - and
"GOVERNOR OF ALASKA FOR 21 MONTHS"

For good measure he can throw in this goodie with Karl Rove dissing Gov. Tim Kaine of Virginia for being a governor only 3 years and mayor of Richmond before that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxxwz7XOLFM

Wipe to this rally where McCain crusades against pork barrel spending:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwCdVT1KQrA&feature=related

Then follow with a picture of Sarah Palin and this:

"$27 MILLION OF PORK WHILE MAYOR OF WASILLA" - and
"MORE PORK PER CAPITA THAN ANY OTHER STATE AS GOVERNOR!"

Finally, these two, where McCain refers to Czechoslovakia, a country that ceased to exist in 1993, and an Iraq/Pakistan border that also does not exist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE33mU7TjxE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vb2N0S-fgdk&feature=related

Note to McCain: there's a little country called IRAN between Iraq and Pakistan as you can clearly see here:

http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/me.htm

That should be 'nuff said!

BTW, I see that Sarah Palin had Karl Rove's hand up her ass moving her mouth in that partial interview we saw. So far she's only had one short interview and already managed to piss off Russia, patronize the Israelis (and evidently give them carte blanche to do whatever the heck they want to), and suggest (once again) that she has foreign policy experience because you can see a piece of Russia from an island off of Alaska's coast. Re whether or not she is qualified to be vice president -- I REST MY CASE.