Jen, be a good girl and put your clothes back on

Jennifer Aniston, what in the world are you doing? Posing with only a tie on for the cover of GQ? Seriously?? Come on, you may still be in good shape, but you are too old for this kind of behavior. Seems to me that you've spent a lot of time agonizing over Brad and Angie and trying to get his attention. He and Angie have more kids than you could fit in a Volkswagen bus. Besides, it's Angelina Jolie, for cryin' out loud! I think you need to hang it up now. He's not coming back, and you're just looking silly. Besides, I'm just getting weary of famous women posing for magazine covers in the nude, like that's something new. Enough already. Don't you know your father could see that??