UPDATE: Today President Obama released the so-called "long form" of his Hawaiian birth certificate in an effort to end the ridiculous controversy over where he was born. And what did Donald Trump do? He got up in front of the media -- of course -- and said he'd look into it, that he'd see if it was real and proper. So now Trump is saying that he thinks the President might have presented a forged birth certificate? Whaaatttt??? He also said he was "proud" of his role in getting the President to produce the document. Listen, Donald, here's my take on it -- you're an ass who owes the President a public apology. Your ego is so overblown that it enters a room before you do. If you had any balls at all you would immediately apologize, in public, and in front of a full press corps. Instead you're still voicing your "doubts." Why haven't you asked Mitt Romney to produce his birth certificate? Or Tim Pawlenty? Or Sarah Palin? Hmmm? Still having a hard time believing the people of the United States of America actually voted a mixed race person into office, huh? Yeah, I thought so... from the comments I see out on the Internet about this you're not the only right-wing nut to wish he could reverse an election, you're just the loudest.
Hey, Donald! Just wanted to give you a little note to help you out, bless your heart (we say that here in the South when we know someone is really hopeless. It sounds better than "you moron.")
I've been hearing all about this birther nonsense you've picked up on, and I wanted to give you a little help. Now, this is something that anyone with an IQ above Idiot already knows, but since you're having some trouble with this stuff I thought I'd lend a helping hand. It really is disconcerting to see a grown man who has so much money to wave around having such a difficult time grasping a little thing like, oh I don't know... the truth.
I know you probably have an assistant who does all your typing for you, so I've made this really, really easy. I'll try to use small words as well. No sense taxing that brain of yours since it already has enough to do just to hold up your hair... by the way, if you averaged your wives' IQs would yours be higher? But I digress... oh, that was a big word, sorry! You might have to look that one up.
You're hanging your contention that President Obama, our President, who by the way was elected in a friggin' landslide, may not have been born in the good ol' U.S.ofA. on a phone call out there on YouTube recorded by a pastor here. He called Obama's step-grandmother, recorded the conversation (she being translated by an interpreter), and the conversation was uploaded to YouTube. Here is the version you're hanging your hat on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlFc4wCpvSo&feature=related
In this recording you will notice that the reverend does not specify that he is referring to her step-grandson, the President. He just asks her if she was present when "Obama" was born. You will notice that when you play this it ends very abruptly. That means short. A person with some common sense might say "hmmm... why does it end like that"? Well, that might be because there's more to the conversation that the right-wing nutcase who posted it doesn't want you to know! Like this -- she thought he was referring to the President's father, who not coincidentally has the same last name. If you listen to the full version -- link below for your convenience because I know you have trouble with these things - just push the little clicky thing on the mouse... no, the one on the left! --
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY6bPYKLjNw
you will notice that she makes it clear she thought he was referring to the father, and not the son, our current President, you know the one with the big plane? She goes on to say that the man in the White House with the big plane was born in Hawaii while his father was over there going to college -- just like our President has always said.
So we're straight now, right? You're going to get down on your knees in public and apologize all over the place to the President of the United States, leader of the Western world and most powerful man on the planet, right? Donald? Donald??!! Are you listening, Donald??
Yeah, I didn't think so, but hey, I was just trying to help, big guy.
